Probably my worst post yet (Would say ever, but the future holds many surprises)
I was out on a walk the other night, lost in music and my own thoughts, when I stumbled over a beaver. Literally. If I wasn't so god damn afraid of everything remotely related to wildlife I would've kicked the bastard. As it were I just ran off and had a smoke.
The purpose of this post? To let you know I'm still alive, albeit spending less and less time on you, young grasshoppers. Summer has reached the northern hemisphere. Read books, get drunk and smash your television. Motherfuckers better realize, now is the time to self-actualise.

Ugly and stupid but fat and sassy (to quote Dolly Freed)
The purpose of this post? To let you know I'm still alive, albeit spending less and less time on you, young grasshoppers. Summer has reached the northern hemisphere. Read books, get drunk and smash your television. Motherfuckers better realize, now is the time to self-actualise.

Ugly and stupid but fat and sassy (to quote Dolly Freed)
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